budget

what every school is on

budget=school

by beavertale June 2, 2021

Budget cut

A hair cut/hair line that's so bad it looks like they did it themselves

Damn that nigga got a budget cut

by [Markus] January 7, 2017

budget assassination

An assassination done on a budget, usually on a low profile target.

One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

Budget Beater

A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.

Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.

Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2020

Budget Cunt

Cheapest hooker in the area!

"What you scratching your cock for?"
"I think I caught something from that budget cunt on 10th street!"

by Nerdthagoras December 2, 2021

Big-Budget Splat

A big-budget Hollywood movie that has lots of special effects and did well at the box office, but got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score.

Examples:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Transformers: Age of Extinction

The only things in theaters right now are Big-Budget Splats.

by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017

Sloppy on a Budget

A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.

"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."

by stat1cn0ise April 2, 2024