Buddha

Dairy product, not to be confused with I Can't Believe it's Not Butter.

Barbara, it was like buddha!

by Reckless Rambler June 28, 2003

Buddha Sneeze

When a woman qweefs and squirts blood everywhere.

DUDE, that chick i took home last night was on her period and buddha sneezed all over my face. It was totally awesome!

by akfdadojeadaidjaojd February 6, 2009

buddha

A nice, plump belly which protrudes and is rotund and looks edible

Can I touch your buddha?

by YODLER October 27, 2004

Buddha

a fat girl(or boy), particularly one considered unattractive in other ways as well.

This is due to their physical resemblance to the corpulent statues of 'The' Buddha (a spiritual teacher in the northern India 563-483 BC, and the founder of Buddhism).

Nate: dude, check out Stacey over there, sat on the bench
Arfur: what, with the blonde hair?
Nate: no, the other one. i spoke to her friend Louisa, and she's well up for you, man! You gonna tap that then?
Arfur: Nah man, i dont do Buddha's

by MeisterJ3D July 24, 2009

Buddha

(n.) A mild-mannered obese man. Most applicable to the folicley challenged (means bald)

Your dad is such a buddha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Big Buddha Mcnasty

a)a name derived from the brain of an awesome person to describe his equally awesome godson

b)a name that will be feared by anyone who crosses him
after the 2012.

Is big Buddha mcnasty gonna have to choke a bitch?

by nevets202009 February 24, 2010

Buddha

(adj, proper noun)
1) The state of being large, resembling the Buddha.
2) Josh P's father.

1: "We're going to the Americana tonight with Buddha, then a game of May I." - Dan Razzo

by JustinAC February 5, 2005