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Dude: Have you ever been to Olive Branch?
Other Dude: No, but I heard it's a magical place.
Dude: That it is, bro.
Other Dude: No, but I heard it's a magical place.
Dude: That it is, bro.
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Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette is a game that demands dedication, willpower and mental prowess. The game, invented over drinks and a warm fire during a blistering night in South Baltimore by five friends having what seemed like a harmless conversation, little did they know the game of all games was about to be born. The rules seem basic and may even camouflage the intense difficulties that come with entering into the Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette competition. To begin, all participants must consume a bran muffin while drinking coffee. Immediately following the consumption of the muffin and coffee a cigarette must be smoked (make sure all participants are actually inhaling the nicotine). This process is repeated as needed until the competing individuals have all had bowel movements. The individual that manages to be the last one to move his/her bowels is crowned the winner of the competition.
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guidelines of competition:
*A bowel movement for the sake of Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette is defined as any type of substance besides air that passes through the individual's colon
*The brand of muffin or type of cigarette does not matter, obviously the same size cigarette must by used i.e if someone is smoking a parliament light and someone rolls up with a Virginia Slim 150, then the game has become unbalanced and in so its integrity is compromised and all individuals must start over at least 24 hours later)
*Vomiting is strictly prohibited. Vomiting reduces pressure on an individual's stomach, thus making it easier to hold off from the inevitable Bowel Movement and thus granting an unfair advantage. On a related note, no substance can pass through an orifice that is not either the Penis or the Urethra and when any urinating occurs there must be another individual watching, with the door open, to make sure it is only urine is being released from the body.
*Should you run out of bran muffins and the competition is still underway, a comparable substitute may used to help expedite the remainder of the competition. Such substitutes include Raisin Bran Cereal with Milk, Chinese Food, Vodka and Red Bulls, or any other diuretic.
Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette is a game that demands dedication, willpower and mental prowess. The game, invented over drinks and a warm fire during a blistering night in South Baltimore by five friends having what seemed like a harmless conversation, little did they know the game of all games was about to be born. The rules seem basic and may even camouflage the intense difficulties that come with entering into the Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette competition. To begin, all participants must consume a bran muffin while drinking coffee. Immediately following the consumption of the muffin and coffee a cigarette must be smoked (make sure all participants are actually inhaling the nicotine). This process is repeated as needed until the competing individuals have all had bowel movements. The individual that manages to be the last one to move his/her bowels is crowned the winner of the competition.
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guidelines of competition:
*A bowel movement for the sake of Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette is defined as any type of substance besides air that passes through the individual's colon
*The brand of muffin or type of cigarette does not matter, obviously the same size cigarette must by used i.e if someone is smoking a parliament light and someone rolls up with a Virginia Slim 150, then the game has become unbalanced and in so its integrity is compromised and all individuals must start over at least 24 hours later)
*Vomiting is strictly prohibited. Vomiting reduces pressure on an individual's stomach, thus making it easier to hold off from the inevitable Bowel Movement and thus granting an unfair advantage. On a related note, no substance can pass through an orifice that is not either the Penis or the Urethra and when any urinating occurs there must be another individual watching, with the door open, to make sure it is only urine is being released from the body.
*Should you run out of bran muffins and the competition is still underway, a comparable substitute may used to help expedite the remainder of the competition. Such substitutes include Raisin Bran Cereal with Milk, Chinese Food, Vodka and Red Bulls, or any other diuretic.
On January 6, 2008 four individuals played Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette by eating one bran muffin smoking one cigarette and drinking one cup of coffee every hour until someone Passed his bowel
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First Man: "Hey look over there! All those trees have a bunch of flowers on them."
Second Man: "By George, I have a name! I dub this land, 'Flowery Trees!'"
First Man: "...."
Second Man: "...What?"
First Man: "Well, it doesn't sound like a very good name...."
Second Man: "Do you have any other suggestions?"
Third Man walks up: "How about Flowery Branch?"
Second Man: "Fine, but I still get credit for naming it."
Second Man: "By George, I have a name! I dub this land, 'Flowery Trees!'"
First Man: "...."
Second Man: "...What?"
First Man: "Well, it doesn't sound like a very good name...."
Second Man: "Do you have any other suggestions?"
Third Man walks up: "How about Flowery Branch?"
Second Man: "Fine, but I still get credit for naming it."
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NOUN;
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1. Part of tree growing from trunk.
2. Botany part of plant stem or root:
3. Something that resembles a branch of a tree in structure, but is NOT a part of a tree.
4. F.e. a store, bank, or other organization that is part of a larger group and is located in a different part of a geographic area from the parent organization.
5. Distinct part of large organization: a subdivision of a large organization, usually with a specialized mission
6. A part of a large area of study.
7. A line of a family that is descended from a common ancestor.
8. Geography tributary stream: a river or stream flowing into another river.
9. Geography creek (mostly used by people from the Southern of the U.S.): a small stream or a creek.
10. Southern U.S. beverages drinking water: drinking water, especially from a clean spring or stream, and used particularly for mixing with bourbon.
11. Comput alternative instruction sequence: a sequence of computer program instructions in a set of alternative sequences that are activated according to specific conditions.
12. MATHAMATICAL part of curve: A distinctive part of a curve that is separated from the rest of the curve, e.g. by discontinuities or extreme points.
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1. To divide somthing into smaller parts, or cause something to do this.
2. To grow branches.
3. To become involved in something new, especially as a way of extending or expanding personal interests or business activities.
4. Tto execute an alternative sequence of computer program instructions as a result of the detection of a specific condition.
NOUN;
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1. Part of tree growing from trunk.
2. Botany part of plant stem or root:
3. Something that resembles a branch of a tree in structure, but is NOT a part of a tree.
4. F.e. a store, bank, or other organization that is part of a larger group and is located in a different part of a geographic area from the parent organization.
5. Distinct part of large organization: a subdivision of a large organization, usually with a specialized mission
6. A part of a large area of study.
7. A line of a family that is descended from a common ancestor.
8. Geography tributary stream: a river or stream flowing into another river.
9. Geography creek (mostly used by people from the Southern of the U.S.): a small stream or a creek.
10. Southern U.S. beverages drinking water: drinking water, especially from a clean spring or stream, and used particularly for mixing with bourbon.
11. Comput alternative instruction sequence: a sequence of computer program instructions in a set of alternative sequences that are activated according to specific conditions.
12. MATHAMATICAL part of curve: A distinctive part of a curve that is separated from the rest of the curve, e.g. by discontinuities or extreme points.
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VERB;
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1. To divide somthing into smaller parts, or cause something to do this.
2. To grow branches.
3. To become involved in something new, especially as a way of extending or expanding personal interests or business activities.
4. Tto execute an alternative sequence of computer program instructions as a result of the detection of a specific condition.
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1. A woody branch (small limb) of a tree that grows out from a larger limb or from the trunk.
2. A subdivision of the stem, root, or flower cluster of a plant.
3. The branches of the stag's antlers.
4. The account is held at the bank's Elm Street branch.
5. Each branch of the military has a distinctive history and reputation.
6. Ethics is a branch of philosophy.
7. F.e. the Peruvian branch of the family.
8. A branch of the Colorado River.
9. A branch runs through our lower pasture.
10. I'd like a branch.
11. A branch of numbers
12. To calculate a branch.
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1. Part of the path branches off toward the river.
2. Branching.
3. The company has branched into the multimedia market.
4. Branching a sequence.
NOUN;
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1. A woody branch (small limb) of a tree that grows out from a larger limb or from the trunk.
2. A subdivision of the stem, root, or flower cluster of a plant.
3. The branches of the stag's antlers.
4. The account is held at the bank's Elm Street branch.
5. Each branch of the military has a distinctive history and reputation.
6. Ethics is a branch of philosophy.
7. F.e. the Peruvian branch of the family.
8. A branch of the Colorado River.
9. A branch runs through our lower pasture.
10. I'd like a branch.
11. A branch of numbers
12. To calculate a branch.
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VERB:
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1. Part of the path branches off toward the river.
2. Branching.
3. The company has branched into the multimedia market.
4. Branching a sequence.
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