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No need to shave your legs when the only action you're getting is cybersex with your Virtual Boyfriend.
by RachBU January 24, 2008
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by T-rockk bay bee February 18, 2011
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by Evelyn Noah August 22, 2011
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X: i've been hooking up with Y for months now but we only spend time together at night. i've never even seen him/her during the day!
Z: sounds like you have a vampire boyfriend/girlfriend
Z: sounds like you have a vampire boyfriend/girlfriend
by twr2938 November 1, 2009
Get the vampire boyfriend/girlfriend mug.When one becomes screwed, owned, or put in their place. Also defined as being placed in an intensely negative situation. Used as a noun, verb, and adjective. Boffside, Boffisides, and Boffed are also other forms of the word.
I just got boffsided by that exam.
Chuck Norris will boffside you with his infamous roundhouse kick.
That quarterback got boffed by DL Red Bryant.
Chuck Norris will boffside you with his infamous roundhouse kick.
That quarterback got boffed by DL Red Bryant.
by Chuck Bauer September 2, 2006
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