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blappy

{n} a state of mind, the feeling or attitude of Cockiness when one is both happy and sad at the same time. Zen state of euphoria coupled with an ominous overtone.
He didn't care that he had left her passed out in the bed with her panties on the floor in a bunch. He was feeling quite blappy, because although she made him cum silly at the party the night before, he knew that she would wake up an evil demon from hell in her hungover state and it would ruin his day
by Gary Redecker October 23, 2007
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blaise

really good at football, chicks dig him. gets all the pussy in the school. has a big wangytang. gives great orgasms. everyone loves a good blaise. is good friends with alphonse bertillon.
mmmmm, that blaise kid, he is one sexy animal in bed.
by augustoooo September 9, 2010
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blapsphemous

grossly irreverent toward what is held to be sacred...whilst in the ghetto!!
Tony was being well Blapsphemous the other day innit blud
by AdamVipz March 14, 2013
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Blapster

“Your black friend is hella white acting and Eccentric

Yea, he’s totally a blapster.
by ChefNIN March 5, 2018
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Blarsdon

A: A creature shaped oddly like the yield traffic sign, including an exclamation point on its chest/face. It usually has wings, legs and arms with three claws on the end, and eyes on stalks. There are several undocumented species, including the marine Blarsdon and cave Blarsdon.

B: The other campaign competitor for the '08 DKI elections besides the Ticken and Churtle.
A: The Blarsdon is shaped like a traffic sign.

B: Vote Blarsdon for '08!
by Brett Mace February 28, 2008
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blas-fuckin-phemy

the ultimate form of blasphemy; complete nonsense. extremely frowned upon
Girl: Qdoba is way better than Chipotle.
Boy: That is blas-fuckin-phemy! Qdoba sucks ass.
by PurdueBound September 26, 2010
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Blap

Sound effect made when an object or person is slapped so hard it warrants a word harder than bam

Alternative definition: Being slapped by a member of the Bloods gang
"Damn Tyrone just got blapped hard by that chick at the bar"
by Aceman110 March 24, 2017
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