crisis beard

When a normally clean shaven man forgoes shaving during a crisis, so that others around him know that he is fully engaged in resolving the crisis and not worrying about minor things like hygiene

The situation must be serious, because Bob is developing one heck of a crisis beard.

by Stoic Leader October 3, 2013

Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

by gclooney May 26, 2009

beardly

1. having facial hair, usually a beard and seen as masculine, with chivalry, respect, kindness, generosity, courage, courtesy, compassion, benevolence, politeness, loyalty, character and integrity.

2. to have such a magnificent beard it invokes raw lust and desire.

Jane: Wow his beard looks good! And did you see him open the door for her? He's such a gentleman.
Sara: No, he's a beardly man.

by The Beardly Man March 10, 2017

Flask Beard

A person or people who accompany somebody who is too cheap to buy his own drinks at a bar and instead brings a flask of alcohol and orders soft drinks. The "flask beards" accompany the flask-bearer, ordering enough alcoholic drinks to disguise the fact that the flask-bearer is totally dumping outside liquor in his diet Coke. Typically the flask-bearer compensates his flask beards at a rate of about 25%, which provides incentive for the flask beards.

Kevin wanted to bring a flask of vodka to the bars on Saturday so he could save money by ordering only orange juice all night. To avoid detection, he recruited Pete and Bob to be his flask beards, so he would avoid detection.

by National Pastime September 2, 2012

Glazing the beard

This is when a woman lets a man go down on her while having a beard. This is what happens when moisture is left on his furry face.

I met a woman who loves glazing the beard said the woodsman.

by Beard dreamer May 13, 2016

Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating

Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.

by Genitalien August 29, 2020

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

by anonymous September 12, 2021