daddy weight

A massive amount of weight that only a real man - a true muscle juicefuck meathead could handle. something babies, children and bitches couldn't even budge.

Just finished my workout, had hella haters mirin cause I was pushin daddy weight.

by JuiceHeadMeatTitan October 4, 2013

weight

1. used to describe street status or hierarchy, were one person or group sits compared to another.
2. any large amount of something of street value I.e. guns, drugs, cash, rims, cars, hoes.
3. cocaine
4. used to express that one has a high amount of street credit or status.

1. Don't fuck with, me I got more wieght than you will ever have.
2. my boys got all kinds of weight what you need?
4. You: hell no i ain't going out there man i got rivals.
Me: dont worry bout dat, i got weight we go where the fuck we want.

by lil sleazy.. April 13, 2009

Vince Weiguang Li

The name of a psychotic murderer who attacked, killed, skinned, and decapitated a 22 year old man (Tim McLean) on a Greyhound bus in Manitoba Canada on June 30, 2008.

Had no criminal record prior, killed and brutality mutilated a young man (who was sleeping) for a completely unknown cause. No apparent reason or motive whatsoever. He pulled out a big knife and slaughtered his seatmate like a demoniacally-possessed barbarian.

Just what the hell is wrong with humanity?

Vince Weiguang Li is a monster. I hope he suffers at the thought of what he done every second of every day for the rest of his wretched life and eternally rots in the fiery depths of hell after he reaches his highly-celibrated death.

by Bee_Jay September 29, 2008

heavy weight

able to drink a large amount of alcohol before physically being drunk or wasted

dude are you a light weight??
no im a heavy weight

by Kittie J March 15, 2009

Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.

Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

Sex weight

Weight put on by a woman after she gets comfortable in a relationship and no longer feels like she has to look her best for him.

Jim: Did you notice that Patty in marketing is starting to get a little heavy lately? All of her clothes are starting to get too tight on her.
Sarah: Yeah, she's getting pretty serious with her new boyfriend and she's really starting to pack on the sex weight.

Karen: What do you mean you don't want to get dessert tonight?

Melissa: No, I think Mike is about to break up with me and I need to start losing all this sex weight I've put on since we started dating.

by Ernie Pantusso February 1, 2017

weight watchers

a weightloss program where foods are assigned point value and you add up all the points you eat and try not to exceed your daily alloted points. The thought behind this is that it's easier to count points than calories, fat grams, carbs..exc. it is a legitimite way to loose weight and one of the few diets that allow participants the luxury of not ruling out foods like sweets entirely. Instead, portion size is emphasized and there are also pre-package frozen desserts from the company. Group meetings and weight-ins add a sort of peer pressure, AAA feeling to it, making participants more likely to stick with the program. Anyone from the casual dieter to the obese can learn how and succeed with it.

Jenny went on weight-watchers and lost 30 pounds.

by mmmhmmwow June 16, 2005