The virgin

A sex position when you stand there doing nothing, having imaginary sex. Hence the word virgin.

*girl stands up in the middle off class*
teacher: what the fuckery are you doing?
girl: shhh.. I'm doing the virgin. Ahhh.. feels nice.

by thatvirgingirl January 2, 2012

Virginity

A cheap pop song by Jeffree Star back in 2012

Something you lost at 16

Jeffree Star is so obsessed with virginity and straight boys.

by pink cocaine April 6, 2021

Virgin

Someone who hasn't had sex, sounds a lot like you.

"Jamie is still a virgin, believe it!"

by FrankTheBank15 December 29, 2020

virgin

someone who has not yet had sex. since they are so uncommon, think of them like the modern day unicorns.

"Dude, how was that hot chick last night?"
"We didn't do anything. She's a unicorn."
"Awh, man. That sucks. She's the first unicorn since high school. I mean, nobody's a virgin anymore."

by hi people. August 25, 2012

virginitis

A situation when recently deflowered virgins find it necessary to relate everything back to their now active sex-lives

Normal human: "I"m so sweaty"
Sufferer of Virginitis: "Oh that reminds me of when XXX and I were having sex that one time.."

by Miago/Othellie December 5, 2009

Virgin

A person who has not done an activity before.

John has never skated before in his lifetime. Therefore, he is a skateboard virgin.

Jennifer has never gone to a cafe. She is a cafe virgin.

Hannah has not played Pokemon Go before. Therefore, she is a Pokemon Go virgin.

by Jean Paul Marat March 17, 2017

virgins

kids who sit in their bedrooms 24/7 playing nothing but cod spinning in circles and join cod teams in 2019. also have dorito fingers and stink of piss because they don't get up to go the toilet because they need to hit their shitty 720 instaswap to think they're gonna join a shite team like synergy or dare..

cod kids: just hit this sick 720 insta backdrop,i can see me joining dare soon *eye emoji*
everyone normal: virgins

by FormerS7Matty April 17, 2019