velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.

My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.

by JD&Asso March 24, 2016

Velcro

A person or group of people (students) who suck at sports so much they always end up only getting picked by their semi-velcro friends or get picked last. No one passes to them because they WILL drop the ball. Velcroes can either be nerds or just losers in general, and only about 10% of people know their names, or even know they exist.
OR a slang term for people who are super bad at something (referring to velcro shoes, for when kids can't tie their own shoelaces), a degrading thing to say to that deserving bitch

Person 1: aye mate we're up against the velcro team!
Person 2: aight dude they don't stand a chance

OR

They're such velcroes, they can't even tie their own shoelaces.
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You're such a velcro at art!!

by ClaraBeach November 6, 2019

New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.

Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Velcroing

When two girls with hairy vaginas scissor

Did you see those two girls velcroing last night? That shit was lit

by Devin sucks cock September 7, 2016