velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021

velcro sack

When a man has balls that constantly stick to their thighs and have to be ripped off like Velcro or a sticker.

I kept getting Velcro sack during my lecture, I swear it made a noise when I hat to pull it off.

by Memely_dayz December 4, 2021

Virginia velcro

When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.

When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro

by Midwestern handjob March 1, 2024

Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024