Velcrotard (vel-crow-tard) - noun:
1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
Person A: Hey, did you hear Brandon got caught with a 15 year old?
Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.
Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.
by JayrAir October 15, 2010
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The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
by Tigress420 December 10, 2008
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noun- the condition of one's scrotum sticking to one's thigh, that requires adjustment in order to peel them apart. The most common cause is sweaty balls
by GrayMac May 7, 2010
Get the Velcrosac mug.a Velcrofart describes the situation where, to pluck an example out of thin air, a bloke called Binkie has been ordered out of the Dandy Lion Arms, because the fumes from his Arse are upsetting the licensee's children, but when he re-enters the bar, the gut-wrenching stench follows him back in.
Bert - Christ who ripped that one?
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
by bromp April 16, 2009
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by ThoreauInSF September 25, 2013
Get the Velcrosnuggle mug.A condition of the male ball sack aka scrot or scrotum whereby it clings to the inner thighs, possibly even portions of the taint, like Velcro due to excessive sweat and moisture.
After a long day of yard work, Carl had the worst case of Velscrot when he finally stopped to drink a cold beer.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
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