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velcrotard

Velcrotard (vel-crow-tard) - noun:

1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
Person A: Hey, did you hear Brandon got caught with a 15 year old?

Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.

Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.
by JayrAir October 15, 2010
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Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.
The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
by Tigress420 December 10, 2008
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Velcrosac

noun- the condition of one's scrotum sticking to one's thigh, that requires adjustment in order to peel them apart. The most common cause is sweaty balls
I have a serious case of velcrosac, my balls keep sticking to my thigh.
by GrayMac May 7, 2010
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velcrofart

a Velcrofart describes the situation where, to pluck an example out of thin air, a bloke called Binkie has been ordered out of the Dandy Lion Arms, because the fumes from his Arse are upsetting the licensee's children, but when he re-enters the bar, the gut-wrenching stench follows him back in.
Bert - Christ who ripped that one?
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
by bromp April 16, 2009
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Velcrosnuggle

When two people snuggle so hard in their sleep that to pull them apart would be like pulling apart velcro.
Bob and Dave velcrosnuggled the night away in the sleeping bag.
by ThoreauInSF September 25, 2013
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Velscrot

A condition of the male ball sack aka scrot or scrotum whereby it clings to the inner thighs, possibly even portions of the taint, like Velcro due to excessive sweat and moisture.
After a long day of yard work, Carl had the worst case of Velscrot when he finally stopped to drink a cold beer.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.
1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008
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