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valencia

An extremely white town near Los Angeles where there is absolutely no crime and good weather. Rich as hell and hot babes. Most of the kids go to college of the canyons for like 7 years because their parents support them.

The best place to find good weed...period.
Dude, let's go down to valencia and bum some weed off the rich kids.
by valencia2005 October 13, 2005
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valé

A hybrid Spanish/Catalan word that means "OK" or "Let's move on".
"Valé, Juan, let's continue".
by Jonathan Majewski January 28, 2004
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Valenie

Valenie is a very sweet, kind and big-hearted person. Always beautiful with a broad and shiny smile. Very fashionable and knows how to dress. She might be shy and quiet but after a certain amount of time (depends how soon she'll feel comfortable around you) she might surprise you with a witty comeback and finally release the wild lioness that slumbers in her. Also, she doesn't curse! Goes by Valenie, Valabee, Val, Bal, etc.
1.) Guy: ,,DUDE! Remember when I told you about how shy I thought Valenie is? Well, today I felt like I was talking to a different Valenie! She asked me about fisting and anal sex!! :D"
2.) Girl: ,,Wow, I wish people loved me as much as they love Val.. look, everybody's trying to be around her!"
3.) ,,*zighs* zo zou zunderstand zow zuch Z zove zou zow? Zow...zand Z zhought zhat ze zad zas zpecial..."
by notsarahhahawhatwhohuh July 13, 2015
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Nick Valensi

proper noun - the god of all guitar players, plays in the fuckin' greatest band of this universe (yes, even on Pluto). he is unberably tempting and is known to make anyone looking at him HOT, has a head of gorgeous hair that a majority of the time falls in front of his equally beautiful eyes..
by isthisit?thisisit August 11, 2004
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valedictension

When two people are very intensely fighting to be valedictorian in a high school class.
"Kate got a B so now her GPA's down to 4.25"
"Really? Man Hillary will be happy. She hates Kate"
"I know, there's some mad valedictension between them
by Farajallah November 14, 2007
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valengine's day

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.
Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"
by GlazeHer January 26, 2014
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vagetriloquist

You know how a ventriloquist shoves his fist up dolls asses and control them.

It's the same thing with a vagetriloquist. He simply just puts his fist up the ladies snatch and play with her like a puppet.
The vagetriloquist went to the bordello, shoved his fist up the prossies vagina and controlled her with his hand, to go ass to mouth.
by the vagetriloquist May 5, 2010
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