vape jesus

Ex-smoker turned on by blowing big clouds of vapor. The "Vape Jesus" is distinct in style. Commonly seen or referred to as a "hippy". Long hair, big beard, loves skinny jeans and cardigans.

"Mom, that creepy man riding the fixed gear bike blowing clouds is looking at me funny."

"Don't worry son. That's no serial killer or pedophile. It's just Vape Jesus."

by mysterysola November 23, 2016

Vanessa

Vanessa would be defined as someone who is very hot, dumb but smart, funny, gorgeous, social, and very caring. Her family members often find her annoying but that's because their jealous. At school everyone wants to be with Vanessa, she's pretty known in school. Vanessa is athletic as well and loves being active all the time. Vanessa is almost always in a positive mindset and always making others smile. However, she is more sensitive than she reveals herself to be. Vanessa is someone to spend a lifetime with. Friends, boyfriends, everyone loves her and her personality. She's the life of any party, she such a fun-crazy girl, and she's definitely a rare.

Person #1: Damn, Vanessa is just popin

by DAFORTUNETELLER August 14, 2018

Vanessa

A name

Person 1: wow, that girl won’t stop talking
Person 2: yeah, she must be a Vanessa

by Elizabeth Aspen October 11, 2018

vapeal

when you spread a girls ass cheeks apart and blow a cloud of vape inside and she farts a ring

dude watch this girl do a vapeal

by darkoathangel February 27, 2020

Vanessa

Holy woman, likes to sing, dances in a sexy way, material girl and going to make her future so bright you need glasses. She's that wifey type and walk away if men don't give her proper credit. She knows her worth and will never let a guy play with her. No way.

Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl *Vanessa sings*

by vaniie September 24, 2020

Vanesca

Vanesca is the most beautiful, amazing, loveable girl in the world. She will always make you feel important. She never fails to make your day better every time you see her. She is so mature and understanding you'll question yourself if you even deserve her. She is the kind of person you don't want to lose ever.

Hi Vanesca, Ily din po.

by babymows October 21, 2021

Vape Bitch

Someone who holds a vape for a person/group of people and brings the vape whenever they are called upon.

This is typically because all those involved are underage.

Person is most likely trying to gain social status by providing a service

Brandon is our vape bitch, if you text him he’ll pull up.

by 1906B December 24, 2021