Jive Turkey

A person that talks as if they know something they do not. A liar. Someone who constantly reminds you of how awesome they are but they are the opposite of awesome.

Jive turkey- "I'm so awesome, you'll never meet anyone as awesome as me..like ever"

Me- "shut yo mouth....fuckin jive turkey"

"Look at that chick taking selfies like she's a model, she's such a jive turkey"

by C. Alice November 24, 2014

Turkey legs

small snappy legs, usualy on someone with a large upper body similar to a funnel

nice legs you turkey

by don May 31, 2004

wild turkey

A alcholic beverage that will make you walk side-ways, and make the ugliest girls look pretty!

I cant believe I fucked that fat chick side-ways after I drank that WILD TURKEY last night!

by Ryan B July 24, 2003

Turkey Plate

Another way of saying a man is limp-wristed or a queer. Implying that plate of turkey is too heavy for his delicate hands and wrists to sustain the weight.

How could he beat me in a fight? He's turkey plate. He may actually fuck up his own hands trying to hit me.

by DizzySpellX January 21, 2010

Turkey Skin

The skin on the ballsack or when someone gets the chills and goosebumps appear. Both resemble the skin of a turkey.

Matt's balls were hanging out and you could see his turkey skin. I am pretty cold today...My arms look like turkey skin.

by S.Bod October 2, 2012

Turkey Coma

The act of falling asleep after a large turkey dinner, mostly happens around the holiday season.

Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner

He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad

by Wikid Jay December 19, 2013

Turkey Vulture

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.

He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.

by ikehi11 August 1, 2020