When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.
With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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Guy 2: "dude this party is turdable"
Guy 2: "dude this party is turdable"
by DrayDero April 26, 2009
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To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.
After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt.
"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."
"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
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by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004
Get the turdular mug.noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009
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