A cock-craved cum dumpster that will take an American soldier's entire paycheck on payday by making them spend ridiculous amounts of money on mildly alcoholic beverages. Usually found in S. Korea, the Juicy girl is imported from the Philippines and will tell stories of how she was 'tricked' into the job, but takes "vacations" back home and come back to rob more American soldiers without anything on her conscience.
"Hey dude, where were you last night?"
"I was out with my new juicy girl. This bitch is HOT!"
"Really? How much you spend?"
"Only $500 so far."
"Does it itch yet?"
"No, but I am getting a few blisters."
"That blows. Hope you didn't knock her up."
"I'm not worried. If she has a kid I'll just marry her and let the Army pay for everything."
"...f*ing idiot...."
"I was out with my new juicy girl. This bitch is HOT!"
"Really? How much you spend?"
"Only $500 so far."
"Does it itch yet?"
"No, but I am getting a few blisters."
"That blows. Hope you didn't knock her up."
"I'm not worried. If she has a kid I'll just marry her and let the Army pay for everything."
"...f*ing idiot...."
by genericPFC June 13, 2008
Get the Juicy girlmug. by KimJuan August 6, 2016
Get the juicy datemug. Brand of clothing in which all rich girls love. Found in Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Maine (when all the girls go to camp), Florida, California and Arkansas (when Paris and Nicky were there!)
by Laura and Elana January 28, 2004
Get the Juicy Couturemug. 
A brande of clothes popular with jappy girls but not limited to them. It is popular in areas where money is endless including New York City, The Main LinePA Shorthills NJ, and West Chester NY. (These are not the only places where Juicy Couture is popular.) The quality of Juicy clothing has gone down in the past few years and has become less attractive as well. Although the track suits are incredibly comfortable.
A Juicy zip-up is $88-$115
Juicy Sweats are $75-&125
Juicy Jeans are $135-$175
I adore my new Juicy jeans I think I'll wear them next time I go shopping.
Juicy Sweats are $75-&125
Juicy Jeans are $135-$175
I adore my new Juicy jeans I think I'll wear them next time I go shopping.
by Anonymous August 27, 2004
Get the Juicy Couturemug. Overpriced clothing line founded in California. Makes cute clothes for girls/women. They are known by their fancy crown logo.
The clothes are sold in upscale department stores. Very cute items but way over-priced.
The clothes are sold in upscale department stores. Very cute items but way over-priced.
by juiced.. May 1, 2008
Get the Juicy Couturemug. When eating box (giving a woman head) sometimes spelling out letters with your tongue seems to be very effective. So that's spelling The word juicy Johnson has famously been the most effective.
by Artoiz February 6, 2022
Get the Juicy Johnsonmug.