Settle the Kettle

To complete the task at hand without fuss.

"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.

by Nackal919 August 25, 2011

shuttlecock

The reproductory organ of a Space Shuttle type vehicle.

You just insert your shuttlecock in another Shuttle's shuttledock.

by A shuttle February 23, 2017

Shuttle

(usually used in manga and anime) Someone who's shuttled by bullies regularly. They are often used to get chores done for bullies *cough* me *cough*

Kim: Alissa! Where're my damn lunch! I told you to get it like 4 minutes ago!

Chloe: I-I'm s-s-sorry Kim. I-I'll get it right away.

Kourtney: No need to f*cking shuttle her around Kim. She's your f*cking sister.

Kim: Then would you like to be my shuttle instead Kourtney!

Kourtney: Chill , you f*cking plastic ho.

Kim: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Kourtney: You heard me. Kanye only married you cuz of you f*cking plastic ass, and you know it.

Kim: Back off b*tch, else I'll make you my shuttle too.

Kourtney: You thot

Kim: Ho

Kourtney: Slut

by your_pal_fred_ March 23, 2020

Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming gross and insulting movie, the Dark Show.

Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

settle gretel

a saying to tell someone to shut up when talking. is very cool because it is rhyming. you can also use, chill bill, or, leave steve. these are all good options.

her: my life is over

me: settle gretel.

by pheoebffsydjm June 23, 2017

Subtle Rick-Roll

Weaving elements of Rick Astley's debut single, "Never Gonna Give You Up" into normal everyday conversations or interactions.

Since the first concoction of a nexus of computational processing power in the late 1950's, NEVER has the practicallity of networks been brought into question due to the advancements of onGOING assembleges excogitating advantageous intimations for the ever changing cycle of headway TO the modern day network. Providing valuable resources to organizations, innumerable technicians GIVE their time to creating and perfecting a cornucopia of networks.

-Subtle Rick-Roll genius on college essay

by m477yb0y December 26, 2010

scuttle

The act of pacing back and forth redundantly, repeating an action incessantly while flailing ones hands and arms, feet and legs with an exaggerated flamboyance. The act of scuttling occurs particularly when one is over-stimulated, sleep deprived and hyper and cannot sit still or focus on one activity for any extended period of time. When one scuttles, one is often fixated on accomplishing a meaningless task devoid of purpose but is distracted from the task at hand, so one scuttles back and forth furiously until one remembers the task at hand. Often occurs when one is scattered. Scuttling is common in confused, homosexual men who rely on their mothers guidance excessively and cannot function without their mothers helping hand. When the males mother is absent, the male becomes misguided and confused and resorts to scuttling to relieve his separation anxiety.

Every 32 days Scrolly's amphetamine prescription is renewed, so he stays up for days on end and scuttles back and forth between playing solitaire on the computer and reading his book on the lounge until his mother Katrina returns home to soothe him into slumber.

by cyanidexoxox October 21, 2013