golden state of mind

Good time in your life and good mindset. For people who live in the golden state aka California. Good intentions not feeling down.

Damn bro I'm feeling good
Im in the golden state of mind.

No more bad thoughts I'm living happy!

by Justcametosuxkdixk December 26, 2015

Blue Mountain State

A show that airs on Spike. It is about a fictional college football team and revolves around partying, sex, and football.

Guy 1: "Wanna hang out?"

Guy 2: "No, I'm about to watch some Blue Mountain State."

by Indian24 February 22, 2011

Florida State Trooper

Glorified traffic police. In most cases a douche and/or bitch.

I cant believe that bitch just gave me a 266 dollar ticket what a cunt that's why i hate Florida State Troopers

by Zer0Acid July 6, 2010

In the states

What canadians say when something seems to be popular or mainstream, but doesn't seem likely in their own country.

Friend #1: "Why is there Nascar playing on TV at this bar?"
Friend #2: "People love Nascar"
Friend #1: "You think?"
Friend #1: "In the states"

by imdre April 4, 2011

United States of Canada

All the blue states that voted for Kerry in the 2004 election... the states that are so embaressed that Bush won the election and wish they belong to Canada instead.

Contrasted to all the red states, called Jesusland.

After the election, a new map was drawn showing the United States of Canada and Jesusland.

by majenwen November 30, 2004

Separating church and state

When one's genitals stick to their leg while sitting in a hot/humid atmosphere and a brief spreading of the legs is necessary. Separation can be accomplished with the mode stated above or manually(and more obvious) with your hands.

After getting out of the car during a five hour road trip, separating church and state was necessary for little Muhammad due to hot and humid conditions.

by HXB July 14, 2009

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by Libertatis January 8, 2015