Lindsey Stirling

A "violinist" known for producing music pandering to the masses despite her abrasive and amateur tone. She has garnered fame for feigning technical proficiency by dancing while playing arpeggiated etudes students would learn in the rudimentary stages of their string studies. Many classical musicians will secretly mock you behind their back if you ask them if they know Lindsey Stirling, so if you see a string player, do refrain from asking their awareness of the Kenny G of violinists. Tl:Dr: Plebeian

Simpleton: Hey do you know Lindsey Stirling? She is like, the best violinist in the world.
An intellectual: Be gone, peasant leave me be in my chambers to explore the true meaning of progressive jazz.

by An Intellectual Patrician October 7, 2018

Skrilling

The act of listening to SKRILLX on highest volume your ears can handle. Usually is the act of also pissing off your family/roommates/neighbors

"I've been skrilling ALL DAY, man"
"Damn dude, didn't your girlfriend kill you?"
"nahh, man but my ears hurt like a bitch"

by Emilys_Gold August 27, 2012

stilling

to sit, sit, rest on a chair

neal is stilling on a chair

by williamcheung1982 June 24, 2005

striping

taking lines of powdered cocaine

"who else was striping last night at the party"

by ivor bigun January 20, 2008

Striping

The act of taking geometrically parallel shits.

-I striped all over your mom last night.

-Wait until he's asleep, and we'll stripe on him. That'll teach him.

-My hobby: Striping in Zero-Gravity!

by Cabbage_Hat August 14, 2009

Striking when the irony is hot

The ability to immediately respond with a witty remark. Antonyn: Facebook Wit

Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday.
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)

Dan has a talent for striking when the irony is hot.

by Bayviewite June 29, 2011

striking out

Constantly striking out with woman.

Bill: Man I cant get laid , I keep striking out at the bar
Bob: maybe next time bro

by A typical guy in this universe November 2, 2013