Bare spurting

A phrase used to put the amount of blood pouring out of your penis into perspective.

Jake: Ayo wagwan i'm bare spurting blood way out my tip my drilla
Tom: Damn g you might wanna get that ting checked out
Jake: Nah g

by Skidmark69 March 5, 2021

The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.

The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?

by thesplashingblumpkins June 5, 2021

Cake Smushing

The sexual gratification of cake sqaushing with feet or posterior.

She didn't get her thrills from big cock John... instead she gets off on a bit of cake smushing.
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!

by Qhwan August 11, 2021

titty squishing

the act of squishing a titty. Often done by a person who has one when they are bored or by their partner whilst kissing or engaging in other activities

Maddy: yeah, i got so used to doing it doing quarantine that i caught myself titty squishing at school
Brandon: woah! that seems fun
Maddy: it really is underrated
Brandon: can i try?
Maddy: Your ass digging hands will not be anywhere near my squishies

by forthreeweeksandthreedays April 6, 2022

Zack SpeshIngold

A typical disabled brit, loves tea, and hates schwarz, is a Borris johnson wanna be, also commited slavery and was behind the september 11 attacks, only eats peanut butter but claims its pork which is haram, supports man city which demonstartes low iq. Favourite word is twat. He is also special, aye.

Zack speshIngold is the following...

by AcidCloudz October 3, 2023

Chug Splashing

(past tense: Chug Splashed) Chug Splashing is when you nut so hard that it gets in your mouth.

Bro 1: Hey bro, do you want to go to this cool Mexican restaurant in a bit?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I have a chug splashing sesh in 10 minutes.

by Beefy5Layer March 20, 2024

toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.

"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "

by anonymous February 4, 2025