Gold Spotted Ring

It is when a man takes a piss while the ring of the toilet is down. The accuracy of men pissing is terrible, leading to the cause of getting urine all over the ring and just leaves it there. The "Gold Spotted Ring" is born.

1. "Dude, did you leave a Gold Spotted Ring on my toilet again?"

2. "I swear to God, I didn't!"

by AngelWings111 November 24, 2011

the spotted dick

something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.

Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.

by TEHAM March 27, 2019

Spooter

1.One who needs to man-up, play snow football, and stop drinking tea before his penis turns into a vagina.

2. Someone with very odd looking genitals

Also see pussy

Most figure skaters are Spooters

by H-D Rules December 3, 2003

Spotted Tongue

When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.

my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.

by Rick December 20, 2004

the lesser spotted arthur

Somebody roaming around who never knows what to do, has just gone to the bathroom, but decides they need to go again.

you are so the lesser spotted arthur, just pee once and be done with it

by Miss_Styles June 5, 2020

shit-spooked

To be verbally disturbed

I got my shit-spooked when my friend told me that hel iked to fuck his girlfriend during her period

by Diplomatic_grief December 6, 2006

Spooter

A daily deal. Discounted deal.

She went to spooter online and got a certificate for half price!

by J Giddy July 19, 2011