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pink splurge

when you are having sex with a girl on her period and pull out just before you cum. As you cum the jizz has slight pink/red highlights from the period blood... AKA Pink Splurge
I shagged this girl on her period then pulled out, just before I came. She was covered in a massacre of my pink splurge
by sydney shore August 14, 2016
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Jizz spurt

When your cum goes EVERYWHERE!!!
Last night I gave johns mum a jizz spurt she's still wet now!!
by Cunt slayer69 March 13, 2017
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glowth spurt

a point in someone life when they begin to experience sudden changes in their looks and physical appearance. like a growth spurt but instead with your physical attraction.
wow bro, she’s hot!”

“ya she must’ve hit her glowth spurt over summer
by narowmeee :)) July 16, 2018
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Growth Spurt Syndrome (GSS)

When your child is physically, mentally or emotionally growing and temporarily regresses. Some forms of regression might be tantrum throwing, babbling nonsensical words, eating/sleeping a lot, and driving you and your childcare providers crazy. Similar to premenstrual syndrome, GSS comes in cycles and can be before, during or after a growth spurt...causing great confusion to you, and making you question everything about your own coping skills.

GSS remedies are bubbles, puppies, unicorns, sleeping and eating. Key identifiers are: You no longer know your child. You find yourself clawing at the walls. Your child has bigger chipmunk cheeks, is eating a lot and/or wants to go to sleep. Positive attributes: Your child is growing & learning.... and it is only temporary. :-)
Tyler is going through a major growth spurt syndrome (GSS). Tyler just bit the neighbor's child and is crying babbling words, I am hoping it is his growth spurt syndrome and not an ongoing thing. I don't even know who my child is when they have growth spurt syndrome GSS. Patience is watching my child going through GSS.
by Rocklight November 20, 2019
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turd splurge

When the turds splurge everywhere.

shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.

I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((
"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"

"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"
by Horsecockgod1994 May 1, 2020
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Splunt

The Ultimate insult.
Splunting is when you snob someone,
a splunt is a Bitch or Slag, splunted is angry or annoyed and if you yell SPLUNT its bad..
You Splunted me at lunch....
You Splunt...
Holy Splunt
by Various People at USHS December 26, 2005
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slurt

When an asian person with an accent says slut, it turns out like this.
I just move here from Asia and there are so many slurt here!
by SLURT ALERT! March 6, 2008
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