poon splash

when your girl squirts in a bucket/cup and then you poor it on a sleeping persons face.

Yo i woke jimmy up with a poon splash!

by soowooooppp October 21, 2009

Shit Splash

When you're taking a dump and your shit smacks the water hard, rather than diving down, causing a splash.

Man, I was in the bathroom washing my hands and then I heard a shit splash from the stall.

by DuckyDumbDumb March 11, 2011

splashy

When someone dresses nice. Fresh with madd swag!!!

"yo staxx is fresh"
"ye he dresses splashy styll"

by Harlem Staxx March 10, 2009

Splash Zone

The correct distance that should be between you and the guy in the next urinal.

The distance is often a single empty urinal.

Distance varies depending on the person's comfort level.

Dude! That guy violated the Splash zone and was gazing at my junk!

I feel like I need a shower after that guy sprayed all over the splash zone!

by HungryToast June 17, 2007

blue splash rash

The subsequent rash one develops after dropping a load into a freshly cleaned honey-bucket. The lack of feces to break your sizable log's fall in the freshly pumped toilet allows the loaf to splash the blue chemical cocktail in the bottom up into your browneye, hence causing a rash.

Watch out Doug - they just pumped the honey-bucket. There's not the usual volcano of half-digested burritos from the landscapers in there to break the fall. You're just lookin' for a case of Blue Splash Rash.

by Billy B August 24, 2006

Spleesha

The act of inhaling a sheesha and a spliff at the same time.

Spleeshing is commonly performed when stoned

Side affects include - partial blindness

Salutations companion, fancy trying a spleesha?

Hey man, want to go spleesh?

OMG he's spleeshing his fucking balls off.

Dude i was totally spleeshless last night

Fuck man, dan's having a spleeshure!

by Superultramegapenis05 July 31, 2009

Splashberry

Originally the name of a drink at Ihop containing Sprite/7up and fruit syrup, changed to mean a turd that, when it hits the water in a toilet bowl, splashes water up onto your butt hole.

"Dude, I just dropped a Splashberry"
"Aww man... I hate those"

by Odhrain February 15, 2010