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Sloppy Olivier

The act of engaging in sexual activity (often a quiet blowjob, so as not to attract attention) while backstage during a play or other theatrical performance. Named for Sir Laurence Olivier, widely praised as one of the greatest actors of all time.

(Pronounced Oh-liv-ee-ay)
I just got a sloppy Olivier from Jessica during intermission. Shakespeare kicks ass.
by roland19 December 25, 2010
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Sloppyknocker

The act of getting completely hammered then stripping down naked and going up to a random persons door. When you get to the doorstep you begin to masturbate and when your getting ready to cum you start knocking on the door. When the person opens the door you ejaculate on them, punch them in the face and leave casually.
Yo brah, last night i got so drunk that i went around my neighborhood and gave some old guy a good ol' sloppyknocker.
by joindaclub56 December 10, 2011
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Shopping a la cart

When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.
Jerry: This Lady is crazy. Her bill was $500. She's already removed enough items to bring it down to $100 and she STILL doesn't have enough money.

Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!
by autobot85 August 4, 2010
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Sloppy Doug

The skillful art of placing your cock and balls onto an unsuspecting victim's shoulder for extended periods of time
I totally gave this asian kid a sloppy doug in the library yesterday. Whatta chink!
by singleguy69 March 10, 2013
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Sloppy Louisiana

When you blow your load in a girls nostril and it drips out the other nostril. abbreviated SL
"Dude yesterday i totally did a sloppy Louisiana on my bitch last night it was in a word amazing."

"Thats my boy damn i did that last week i am proud."
by B&M D&T April 30, 2006
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sloppy backwash

frenching after blowing a load in your girl's mouth.
I came in my girl's mouth and she asked me to sloppy backwash her, but I said HELLLL NOOO!!
by Not kinky November 3, 2007
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shopping hangover

When you wake up and are hit with the remembrance of last night's out of control shopping escapade.

There are a few infomercials on during the day but at night they are featured on nearly every channel. Big Business knows that as consumers, our guard is down at night, so they capitalize by only feeding us shopping options.

"Shopping hangover" applies to infomercials as well as online shopping - since after around 11 p.m. people start to feel the need to buy everything they've ever thought about...and some things they haven't.
"Dude - when I checked my e-mail this morning and had 17 congratulatory messages from eBay, I was hit with the biggest shopping hangover! What did I DO last night?"
by Rusty Pierce December 27, 2007
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