Drive-by-snozzing

When your dog comes and wipes its nose accross your body, and or arms and legs, getting its boogers all over you.

I was a victim of a-drive by-snozzing

Doggy, you have me a drive-by-snozzing.

by Alexalilly October 9, 2014

Jizzlin' at the Sizzlin'

At state of extreme excitement, marked by a period of prolonged anticipation.

Dave: Were you finally able to get a Nintendo Switch?

Jeff: Yep, found one yesterday and I was jizzlin' at the sizzlin'.

by Juxtaposeur July 31, 2020