snarfing

When a person farts underwater in the bathtub or pool and then bites at the incoming bubbles as they float to the surface.

If you're going to be snarfing in the pool then at least share!

by Sean Cayo February 2, 2008

Snaking

The act of placing a snake in one's rectum for the purpose of sexual gratification.

"when we got back from the club last night, I totally caught Jeff snaking on the couch"

by G.I. Cobra February 24, 2009

Sharing

Watching your partner have sex with another person as a form of fore-play.

Kim and I are into sharing.

by Franziskaner February 9, 2010

Snarling Poodle

A girl who is very attractive and seems to be nice at first sight, but if something doesn't go her way, she snaps at you.

-"Hey, what do you think about that Jill girl? She's kinda hot."
-"No way man, she's a total snarling poodle, I wouldn't get too close."

by Rayce Lutrova January 4, 2008

ball searing hot

A weather condition known especially in the US South when the temperature is over 100 degrees, or the heat index is over 100 degrees, or the humidity plus the temperature make it feel like it is over 100 degrees and you are in the jungle. This condition also causes "monkey-butt."

I went to Jazz Fest in New Orleans the first weekend in May and it was ball searing hot! I nearly passed out from the heat! Luckily there was plenty of cold beer.

by Genna May 4, 2004

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend December 11, 2011

Plate Sharing

Plate sharing is the despicable act of sharing one plate of food by two or more persons, where that plate is not a platter or forming part of a tapas menu. Plate sharing is typically employed by females or homosexuals when accompanying hetrosexual males to restaurants. Plate sharing can occurr with one or more forks and is commonly known to be destructive to male institutions such as Steak Nights.

May I take your order sir?

Yes - we'll have the fish and chips thanks.

We?

Yes. We will have one plate of fish and chips and share this with two forks.

May I remind sir that Plate Sharing is not encouraged in this venue.

by Gee Dawg January 26, 2007