A restaurant that especially caters to basic women of the ages 16-35 who like "healthy" food. Frequented by the type of women who love yoga pants, that happen to not actually work out. This is the summer resort for Pumpkin Spice Latte girls.
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Kelly: Ok, let's get our ass hairs bleached after!!!
Kelly: Ok, let's get our ass hairs bleached after!!!
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When you shit and piss in a bitches mouth and make her keep in until you cum creating a mixture of shit, piss, and semen. Then putting it in a cup of ice to create the said smoothie.
by Guy Feiri December 1, 2017
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Get the Fruity smoothie mug.The act of provocatively using a straw to drink a nutritious smoothie. Emphasized by the performer removing the straw and licking the shaft of the straw and dislodging any fruit/veggies that might have been trapped in the straw preventing optimal flow in a very seductive manner.
Bro did u see that girl at the gym giving that protein shave the ol Nigerian smoothie treatment? She wants you bad.
by Gallo Negro April 22, 2020
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For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
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Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
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