shit mitts

Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )

Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.

Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.

Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.

by The Hankys January 8, 2013

Shit over it.

As in Shane dawsons Video its just "Shit over it" means your over everyone and every fucking thing in this world.

"Hey sis whats tea, Shit over it"
"Hey what are you doing PFFTTT shit over it."

by Mind_The_Gap June 15, 2018

A Shit Ton

An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.

Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.

by KarNac February 16, 2017

Maken-Ki Shit

'Mah-ken-kee'
When a television, or internet programme, becomes significantly more interesting, due to a sudden influx of fan service.
This is in reference to the anime Maken-Ki, which is well known within the anime and fan service appreciation community for its significant and often bizarre fan service.
Therefore when referencing a show with erratic and constant fan service, such as Maken-Ki, saying that the show is going Maken-Ki Shit will show this in the form of a fitting reference.

Hey! I was watching this show on Netflix, and it was alright, but then they started all this Maken-Ki Shit and I was like: Well damn! Now you have my undivided attention. It was awesome.

by IronBridge October 5, 2016

Can't have shit in Detroit

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."

Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

by Retroworks May 8, 2022

steaming pile of shit

A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.

"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.

by Indica35 November 11, 2015

Type Shit

A colloquial term that is used in conjunction with a phrase, idiom, verb or adjective to quickly summarize a given scenario.

I looked for that dude all day, then my boy called me and told me where to find him so of course I pulled up on some "yo ima beat your ass" type shit.

Marcus came to school thinking he was fly, on some "I got some new shoe" type shit.

My girl always wants to start shit, she'll be on some "who you texting" type shit.

by H4V0K_864x August 26, 2018