the ramos shuffle

the state of intoxication brought about by strong hash and coffee.

"man i stayed up all night last night. i'm doing the ramos shuffle right now."

by Arthur J. Grobblegrock January 18, 2012

white boy shuffle

A general term for any ungainly or comical dancing style. Usually characterized by a lack of coordination, rhythmic sense, grace or poise. The name derives from the supposed lack of dancing ability amongst white people.

Nigel: I'm hitting the dance floor tonight.

Jen: Bust out your white boy shuffle Nigel.

by null device February 3, 2013

scuffin up my dunks

when your ballin ass crispy shoes get dirt and or debris on them. generally white shoes like fubus or some jordans or any kind of gangsta ass kicks you reppin to be fresh to death. scuffin usually occurs when getting arrested by th cops, someone stepping on your shoes, getting evicted or paying child support.

deavon: yo dog are those your crispy nigga dunks dem shoes is fucking fresh yo

Tre: yeah but those busted ass cops be scuffin up my dunks when they came in my place cuz i didnt pay rent! i need a fresh new pair now

deavon: i feel ya dog fuckin cops always be scuffin up a niggas dunks

by ipwnblacks September 4, 2010

shnuffy

A group of kids who just saw their first uncircumcised penis and didn't know what it was so they just called it a Snuffy. Now it is a very popular term.

Kid 1: Do you see that penis..?

Kid 2: What Mitchell's? It's just a Shnuffy

by CadeMuff101 April 23, 2015

Shiffle

To quietly laugh by exhaling through the nose

Person at work: "I'm going to put in my headphones and listen to this humorous podcast."
Coworker: "Great, now we get to listen to you shiffle for the next hour."

by faded number July 22, 2016

Sheffered

To be screwed over by your co-worker; To be affected negatively by a co-worker that makes you contemplate suicide

“Dude, when I got on shift today I found out I got Sheffered by Sheffer! I’m going to kill myself”

by Tester Testorino March 3, 2020

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020