helium shovel

A ubiquitous piece of equipment used by construction crews, ostensibly for digging holes, that requires the operator to lean on it continually so it does not float away due to the gravity-defying materials from which it's made.

Foreman: What the fuck am I paying you for? Get your ass in gear!
Jimmy: Working the helium shovel, boss.
Dave: Strap that thing down; it's time to go to the gas station for some coffee and a porn break anyway.

by AllTheGoodHandlesAreTaken July 10, 2019

belly shovel

Spoon

Gather many followers, Use belly shovel

by Bellyshovel May 10, 2019

Pangbooty Shove Day

Pangbooty Shove Day is a Holy Day when Pangbooty is on the bump. It’s a guaranteed no hitter with 11+ Strikeouts.

Yo it’s Friday you know what that means….
PANGBOOTY SHOVE DAY BABY!!

by YungCon September 15, 2021

Ain't no shmoney

When not even no shmoney don't be enough.

Tyrone is such a shitty nigga, ain't no shmoney gone make'im attractive.

by Lifs September 26, 2023

when push comes to shove

At a point when, or if, all else has been taken into account and matters must be confronted, one way or another.

“We extol the virtues of motherhood and bestow praise on the self-sacrificing homemaker but when push comes to shove, we give her little recognition for what she does” (Los Angeles Times).

by Dude89 May 30, 2006

bring-a-shovel friend

A close friend whose job it is to bring a shovel if you should ever need to hide a body.

If this girl doesn't stop talking trash about me, I'll have to call my bring-a-shovel friend.

by stephy10 June 2, 2010

ShMoZe

ShMoZe is one of the best Halo 2 professional gamers to ever live. Joe Palmer, commonly referred to as "ShMoZe", played on the MLG Tour for 2 consecutive years, tearing apart the entire competition. He became known for having the world's fastest "Double-Shot", and for his Halo 2 Lessons website, "TheLessonsLive". ShMoZe was born in Westlake, OH, but is now believed to be living somewhere near Detroit, MI. His Lessons-Live website became huge because of the low prices, and quality experience. ShMoZe played using the "Claw" style of holding the controller, similar to MLG's Walshy. His first montage, titled "The Quadtage", was viewed by many as a fake/fraud. The viewers flamed his montage believing that it was all a scam, but they couldn't have been farther from the truth. The Quadtage arguably was the greatest Halo 2 footage to ever be recorded/edited. The website does not seem to be under comission anymore, but the legend lives on. You can check it out at www.lessonslive.moonfruit.com. ShMoZe us rarely on Xbox Live anymore, but those who have seen him play attest to say that, "He's still go it."

"Dude i was ownin' so badly yester at Halo. I felt like i was ShMoZe."

by Jason Ellington May 28, 2008