Seed scrape

When you balls deep in some fruits and the seeds get caught scraping yo dick.

James yells* "HOLY FUCK MY SCROTUM"
Miles: "Dude what happened?"
James: "FUCKIN SEED SCRAPE MAN"

by watefruisdfbvourbvousvhouwf November 16, 2017

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lung seed

Small white seed shaped thingy that you sometimes cough up and spit out.

You do cough them up seeming like they come from your lungs

The other day I was talking with my friends when I coughed up a lung seed. My friends stared at me in confusion and disgust.

by AmyOnTheLawn April 27, 2014

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Seed Barn, A place of dwelling, for children who call their moms "Maw". Commonly-known for orphans who disobey their non-biological parents. Seed Barn is kept in check by wild wolves who tend to roam outside of the seed barn, looking for a little orphan child for a tasty snack. Son, get in the damn seed barn! No maw!

Mrs. Henrietta told Jimmy to sleep in the seed barn.
I better get in the seed barn before maw sees me out in the cow pasture!

by Pedro Calag May 1, 2020

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seed seepage

After you drop the hog and fill your lady full of baby batter she has your nut butter leaking out of her.

Her: “I need to change my underwear, honey. Got some seed seepage going on here”

by Comrade Sizzurp December 11, 2021

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Vintage Seed

An old dude’s jizz.

Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.

My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

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bird seeds

The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.

"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."

by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021

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