Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo

A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".

by Bakelite October 2, 2012

Screechie

1. A shit stain(s) found in someones underpants that resemble tire marks.
2. A once popular Jamaican/Reggae dance move.

1. I decided not to have sex with him after I saw the huge screechie in his boxers.
2. I was so embarrassed at the party because everyone knew how to do the screechie except for me.

by Royce Bey July 1, 2016

Scrotching

The act of scratching one's crotch in public

Gina, I made eye contact with Jerome while he was intensely scrotching. It was gross.

by eleveneleven1111 October 14, 2018

Stretching Canvas

The unique art of stretching a guy’s scrotum over a woman’s face.

Me and my lady had fun last night. After we banged, I spread my ball sack over every inch of her face. It felt just like Stretching Canvas.

by Amishdong28 February 3, 2019

stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Screeking

“I’m...screeking”
-Garrett Watts
(Also can be spelled as Skreeking)

A mix of the words screaming and freaking out

Can be used to replace:”I- Eye- Omg- BSKSVDKVSKSVAKAV(key board smash),etc.”

*favourite artist drops a new album* “yA’lL, i’M sCrEeKiNg-“

by QuinnCowie November 17, 2019

stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.

I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.

by joesappy October 21, 2021