DockBlock

A male cologne that smells like the combination of salt water, boat fumes and money.

As we pulled up to Houser's I got a whiff of that Dockblock and immediately became hard.

by Captain Creep January 12, 2015

Cockblocker

Someone who blocks you online and then cowardly addresses a reply post that you can’t see or reply to

Hey, I can only assume you can’t see Jim’s reply to you on my timeline cause you didn’t reply to that weak ass shit with another bitch slap. He’s such a cockblocker. So predictable...

by Bam2it September 17, 2020

Samoan Roadblock

When you get caught behind two fat chicks walking slow in a narrow hallway and there isn't enough room to pass

Jed - "Yo Dennis why you late? The meeting started 10 minutes ago."

Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."

by Fresno Bob September 28, 2017

cockblocker

someone who prevents you from getting pussy

i hate you, you fucking cockblocker

by G3orgy100 January 28, 2010

Chemically Cockblocked

When someone slips a drug (like bad X or weed or too much alcohol) to the girl you're trying to bed, rendering her incapable of sex that night.

Mitch chemically cockblocked me last night.

by beau801 February 24, 2009

cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

cockblocker

an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch

Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.

by OnE LoVe August 10, 2003