A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.
My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.
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A Person In A Neighborhood Or Apartment Building Who Freaks Out Over Any Peep Either A Mailman Walking Up To The Next Doors Neighbors Door Or Someone Unknown Ringing The Doorbell On Either Their Door Or The One Next Door
by Andy Sor November 29, 2020
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Someone who is free from their past presently but judging and thinking their better than others, forgetting what their relationships were like in their past.
Someone who is free from their past presently but judging and thinking their better than others, forgetting what their relationships were like in their past.
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People with We'rescrewednaphobia say they have it to look cool.
People with We'rescrewednaphobia say they have it to look cool.
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Get the We'rescrewednaphobia mug.A small, old, moldy motel, Now know as Lambton residence. You will often mistake it for a small prison to which dreams go to die. Now inhibited by county hicks, stoners and stuck up assholes in Paramedic, the student social life is really dead. If you expect any fun activities to be held at residence... don't.
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