Remote

The magic object that controls all of life.

The remote just made a baby come to life.
Oh my goodness!

by #olderlady October 2, 2018

remote

something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.

“Yo! Check out this new Remote I got!”
(Shoves up pussy)

by kikimdx January 14, 2024

remote leds

LED's (Light-Emitting Diodes) that can change colors based on the person's choice on the remote.

Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.

I setup remote leds around my room and they look sick!

by EazieWeezie February 28, 2018

Remote Closer

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.

"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

Remote Fu

That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.

I just played Remote Fu for an hour and now my hands hurt really bad.

by FalseHazard March 25, 2020