freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

skanky priest

catholic priests that like to bang little kids; child molesters

that black jacket makes him look like a skanky priest

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Priest (Celebrant)

The Priest (or celebrant) is the main minster of Mass. He is to act in "persona Christi" or "person of Christ". The Priest gives Communion to the people in good standing and without mortal sin. He too, must be out of mortal sin in order to say Mass. Any Priest could be celebrant at Mass (depending on the parish). Mostly a Pastor would act as celebrant every sunday. A Bishop could also act as celebrant during a Pontifical High Mass.

The Priest (Celebrant) intoned the Gloria.

by Skyrim550 December 16, 2021

Judas Priest

I suppose they could be called "poor man's Iron Maiden", but what the fuck they still rule.

I'm
your
tur-bo
lover

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Judas Priest

An expression used when something is amazingly shitty or wierd.

Man finishes watching a Keeanu Reeves movie - "Judas Priest! that was SHIT!"

by teleturn March 17, 2010

Buddhist Priest

A heavy metal band.

Rob Halford is the singer for Buddhist Priest

by fuckmetal December 28, 2003

Albino Priest

A circle of Russian unicorns, containing at least five people.

"Dude, I just saw an Albino priest that was all chicks"

by Gs923 February 5, 2012