Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.
Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?
Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.
Robert: Really?
Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student
Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.
Robert: Really?
Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student
by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006
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by Kevin May 17, 2004
Get the professional mug.A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.
by karlos February 22, 2005
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"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."
"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
by Attica91 September 5, 2008
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Steve: No...Why?
Jack:Man you gotta be careful you don't wanna catch herpes or sum
Steve: Man FUCK all that I'm a professional rawdogger I don't need to use a rubber!!!
Steve: No...Why?
Jack:Man you gotta be careful you don't wanna catch herpes or sum
Steve: Man FUCK all that I'm a professional rawdogger I don't need to use a rubber!!!
by Fheudh July 23, 2022
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Monica is Ashley's very own professional tickler. He gets that warm, fuzzy, feeling everytime she strokes his bare skin....
by mon_angel August 12, 2010
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They also like house music as well, especially Tiesto's club life
They also like house music as well, especially Tiesto's club life
Claudio and Alex are Professional Clubbers, they were at ybar, Crecendo, Cuvee and Griffin Lounge last night.
Amelia used to be a professional clubber until she met Tim, now she never goes out.
Amelia used to be a professional clubber until she met Tim, now she never goes out.
by Chicity99 September 4, 2010
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