planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

planting a potato by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

Dumb Potato Bitch Wife 

One who thinks that bringing potato salad to a BBQ is acceptable but is actually not.

I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!

Dumb Potato Bitch Wife by Acrowfasd April 25, 2017

@potatocookie4 

@PotatoCookie4 (Sky) is a nice wholsesome Thomas Sanders Stan. She is truly the best and every Thomas Sanders stan loves her

@PotatoCookie4 appears

Fander: :o is that the one and only Sky?!

Fander 2: I LOVE HER!

@potatocookie4 by Scar the baby 🥺 October 6, 2019

Hugh the potato

kid who thinks he's the shit.
Mr steal your mother, he's coming for yours next

Minnie's butters

Oh Deery, Deery me. it's Hugh the potato again here to steal your mother

Hugh the potato by Hidaniscool March 24, 2019

Potato 

Food of the gods which have been blessed to us. A religious item that can be used in ceremonies.

The naked witches danced around the holy potato.

Potato by Asleo☆☽♡☼ March 25, 2017

potato girl 

Originating from the popular anime attack on Titan. Potato girl (Sasha) is a girl in the survey corps. She is in love with food. Potatoes, bread, and meat mostly. Being called a Potato girl is not really an insult. It's basically saying that you can eat and eat but still looks slim and in shape.

"You are so a Potato girl"
*muffled by food* "what's that suppose to mean?"
"Oh, well all I see you do is eat. But you are feather light"
"Oh...Okay" *continues to eat*

potato girl by Sasha braus April 8, 2015

couch potato thin

Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.

"Brittany never goes to the gym, but she still stays thin, she must be couch potato thin".

couch potato thin by Catlover2312 August 16, 2014