ponner

Meaning ponce, a snob.

1) I don't know who he thinks he is, looking down on us like that the fucking ponner.

by Samwell June 9, 2005

pornerastic

"Licentious, lascivious, lewd, and horny" (Josefa Heifetz. Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary. Secaucus: University Books, 1974).

Bill Clinton was the second most pornerastic president ever.

by Antinous September 11, 2003

Podnoring

To ignore via iPod usage, which is more pleasant than listening to co-workers.

I'm doing much better at work now that I'm podnoring everyone.

by Stacey Young April 1, 2008

pornered

when you get caught watching porn. This typically involves loss of boner and internet and other priveleges.

No, sorry I can't come over tomorrow. I got pornered last night so now I'm grounded.

by ra30 September 18, 2012

ponderous potato

When someone does something out of curiosity but it annoys you.

Guy 1 "I tried shaving my ass.."
Guy 2 "You're such a ponderous potato!"

by FriesPlease September 22, 2014

Poner Boner

A poner boner is a common name for an asexual man who is not turned on by woman, but rather by ponies. Not necessarily cartoon or real, but overall. These people are often found sitting with legs out wide and two hands covering th inside of the groin

Person 1- "how was your day at school?"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"

by Kenya.Swallow March 9, 2015

Ponderous

A heavy metal band, formed by Ryan Vandelinder and Steven Ash

The band ponderous is awesome

by RyanVandelinder June 9, 2018