planking

1.) The stupidest fucking idea on the face of the earth. Famous in Stafford, VA.

2.) The act of laying face down on something in a rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.

Idiot: HEY I'M GONNA GO LAY DOWN ON THIS TRASHCAN, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME PLANKING!
Sane Person: Why the fuck would I do that.
Idiot: BECAUSE ITS COOL.

by IfuckinghatePlanking September 24, 2011

Discord Packing

Retards get in a discord server voice call and violate each other while screaming/loudmic.

Who are we discord packing today?

by submachineguns May 1, 2021

packing the plastic

The act of carrying a condom for unexpected sexual intercourse in the near future.

Elliott: "You be taking protection tonight?"
Andy: "You know I be packing the plastic."

by Andy Linn May 5, 2006

Packing a Lip

When you take a pinch of chewing tobaco or a pouch of chewing tobaco and put it in your mouth. You then accumulate large amounts of "dip spit" in your mouth. You then spit it into a bottle (spitter) or on the ground depending on where you are. This will give you a "buz" until you do it too much and then you need it for the nicotien. Kids don't try this at home you need to be 18 to buy/use tobaco products.

Yo Chris remember when you packed a citrus pouch in liptown dude.

Ya dude i love packing a lip in liptown.

by The Tree7635 August 23, 2009

fudge packing

The act of jamming another's FE-Cs back into the digestive system via anal sex

by JKD February 23, 2003

packing

when a lesbian is wearing a strap on dildo while out on the town or doing errands.

I met her at the lesbian bar, looked down at her crotch, saw a huge bulge, YEP she's packing!

by M March 16, 2004

fudge-packing

The having of the butt-sex

Richard Simmons is Fudge-packing the Backstreet Boys

by Chubbard January 24, 2006