A special species of penguin that are bred to take over the world. If in season (November until april) purple penguins can normally be found at Wal Mart. Just ask to see the behind the counter merchandise. Can be bought wholesale or regular. Caution: purple penguins are demanding and attention needing. WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED. Use extreme caution when using spoons around purple penguins, seeing how spoons are their preferred weapon. Under no circumstance should you threaten, tease, or challenge a purple penguin!
Currently they have invaded Britain, eaten all the Canadians with spoons (after raping them with crayons), kidnapped all the kangaroos in Australia dressing them as santas (who invaded Brazil for the bananas, but were later disoened due to their loss in the world cup), shaved all the squirells in North America and used their furr to make moccasins for the Eskimo charity and coats in order to invade Russia for the vodka. They are said to be heading towards Switzerland (chocolate) or Belgium (waffles) next.
Currently they have invaded Britain, eaten all the Canadians with spoons (after raping them with crayons), kidnapped all the kangaroos in Australia dressing them as santas (who invaded Brazil for the bananas, but were later disoened due to their loss in the world cup), shaved all the squirells in North America and used their furr to make moccasins for the Eskimo charity and coats in order to invade Russia for the vodka. They are said to be heading towards Switzerland (chocolate) or Belgium (waffles) next.
"why are we worshipping some damn purple penguin?"
"they conquered the world"
"wtf, how?"
"w/spoons of course"
"they conquered the world"
"wtf, how?"
"w/spoons of course"
by ninja gas July 6, 2006
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Boobs suffering from penguin tits are generally not round in shape and instead flop to the sides like flap jacks.
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The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world
The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world
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