Penis 

something that guys have which can be flaccid or erect and is around 5 1/2 inches when fully grown. And 4.5 inches if 12-15.

1) John had just won the big penis competition for 13 year olds, with a size of 19.5 cm

Penis by David is over here December 20, 2008

Penis 

An often bad smelling squid-like appendage suspended between the legs of the male gender.

My small penis makes me insecure.

Penis by wasaliou December 4, 2012

penis 

that thing that keeps popping up in your pants

1whats that thing in my pants

2your penis

penis by caelin moore December 4, 2011

Penis 

1. The human part of the body just under the waist in the front of a male. It is meant for reproduction.

2. A penis is a term used to call someone in society who is ignorant, stupid, immature, condescending, and gets his or her enjoyment from making other people feel bad.

1. The man put his penis into his wife's vagina.

2. The person who himself or herself felt better by calling everyone who read these entries a "penis" is a better example of a penis.

Penis by Jay Shizzle August 26, 2004

Penis 

Pronunciation: pee-nis
Part of speech: noun
Def: External part of the male genitalia; reproductive part of a male's body; shape of a cylinder with a head; sometimes circumsised; come in all sizes; much fun to play with

Gosh...don't you just really want a penis once in a while?

Penis by Pearls July 2, 2006

penis 

my best friend, pleasurable,long and hard, or short and squishy. the head looks like a mushroom. inserted in the vagina for sexual pleasure.

please insert your penis into my vagina... $25 please.

penis by rubhaley April 2, 2005

Penis 

1. Wang
2. Dong
3. One-Eyed Monster
4. Trouser Trout
5. Trouser Snake
6. Cock
7. Dick
8. Baby Arm
9. Dinky
10. Hand Held Device
11. Anti-Lesbian Device
12. Cherry Popper
13. Wiener
14. Reproducer
15. White Army Base
16. The Banana
17. Cream Filled Twinkie
18. Pickle
19. One-Eyed Purple-headed warrior
20. The Handbrake
21. Crotch Companion
22. Tadpole
23. Larger Clitoris
24. Plain Macaroni
25. Pvt. Johnson

Now think of 25 for Vagina...

Penis by -=.SeNoR.NeUvA.YoRk.=- February 1, 2005