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Prank Stars

A show on Disney Channel that was created to expose Disney stars as who they really are; cheep, snooty, arrogant, ass holes who will do anything to get extra attention after their "hit" Disney Channel series came to an awkward marry sue ending. Along with making complete idiots out of their "#1 fans" who support them by buying their music and watching their shows.
Prank Stars director: "Hey Selena Gomez, how would you like to air on our new show since Wizards is ending this season? You get to mortify a girl who's your #1 fan and supports you dating a girl (JB)"

Selena: "Sure! Totally awesome!"
by NinjaGinga' July 11, 2011
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Jesus prank

One of the greatest pranks of this Common Era, begotten by our Savior himself.

In the Gospel of Thomas, Jesus asks his disciples, "Who am I?" Christ receives three answers:

1.) Peter: "You are a righteous messenger"
2.) Matthew: "You are a wise philosopher"
3.) Thomas: "My mouth is wholly incapable of saying whom you are like"

Upon these answers, Jesus pulls Thomas aside and reveals three secret sayings to him. Thomas returns to the other disciples, and they eagerly ask what Jesus had said. Thomas tells them, "If I tell you even one of the things which he told me, you will pick up stones and throw them at me; and a fire will come out of the stones and burn you up."

The three secret sayings were never revealed from Thomas, and died out with him. What's the prank? When Jesus pulled Thomas aside, what he actually said was something along the lines of:

"Yo, Thomas, I've got this brilliant fucking idea. I'm going to whisper in your ear some nonsense, and you just nod. When you get back to the other 'sciples over there, they're going to ask you what I said. Just tell them I told you three secret sayings and that you can't ever tell them what they are. It'll drive them and the future religious world ridonkeykong!"
John 8:12

"When Jesus spoke again to the people he said, "I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, unless, of course, that person falls for another one of my infallible Jesus pranks!"
by chazmatazz February 17, 2009
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Pranknet

A bunch of nerds living with their Moms who think its cool to humiliate, degrade and abuse people through the medium of 'prank calls'.
Wow, you're such a pranknet, I bet you've never been laid.
by Caprioso July 18, 2010
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Prank-worthy

1) A situation where there is no surveillance, and therefore, no one to see you TP that stupid memorial or whatnot.

2) A person who is really annoying or stupid, and deserves a prank to be pulled on them, prank ranging from stealing their glasses to pushing them into a freezing pool with their shoelaces tied.

3) Something that tempts a mind onto wicked thoughts and actions, and something that deserves to be messed with.
That sign was so prank-worthy, with all the right letters sitting there and absolutely no one around, I had to rearrange them to spell "hairy monkey balls"

Justin gets on my nerves all the time, so instead of just beating him up, I steal his iPod and dump ice cubes down his shirt. He's just that prank-worthy.

Don't leave that female manikin just lying around; it's just a little too prank-worthy.
by prankster _chica December 7, 2009
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pranktarian

A person who is given to witticisms, jokes, and pranks.
Because she tricked him into embarrassing himself on stage, she is a fairly skilled pranktarian.
by Andrew_E November 13, 2009
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Prankton

A highly-advanced self-aware hive mind forming spontaneously in oceanic microfauna communities.
Dude some krill prankton motherfucker hacked my computer and wrote my marine biology essay for me - and it was awesome!
by thejflo February 5, 2016
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Prankmaxxing

The action of pranking someone for the sake of doing a prank.
Yeah I left a fake cockroach in John's chair, I'm prankmaxxing.
by PrankGadgets July 30, 2022
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