nullfection

the opposite of perfection. to be not be good at something or totally lazy

'dude, i have never seen a room so messy, how do you do it?'
'thank you man. i strive to be a nullfectionist.'

by Amrit a.k.a. Jazz April 27, 2007

Nullet

A negros dreds hanging out from underneath the back of a fashionable "lid". The Nullet has become fashionable in football where the braided jeri curl flows clearly out and covers the brown skin. This can be attributed to the the negro associating himself with the days of the 'red neck's' mullet flowing out from under a truckers mesh hat.

When a negro uses the Nullet and wraps it up in a Nullet condom that is attributed to a red neck's Mullet Rat Tail.

Man that niggah has a mullet!, What cho talkin bout bro, dose be dreds. So what do we call dem dred's mullet. I guess that cookie got a 'NULLET'!

Leeroy - "Hey Dewayne, check out my new mullet"
DeWayne - "Haw haw, that looks like Tyrone's Nullet"
Leeroy - "Dang, that cake eaters Nullet looks cool"

by Jesse no Jerome September 14, 2013

Wholly Null

An Idiot. Bafoon, Clumsy Ass

"Richard, You Wholly Null"

by JamboHorseHair May 18, 2010

Null

An absence of data. Or a word used by twelve year olds on Youtube to express their boredom. A word used when you can't think of a witty comment to post under a youtube video.

1. My computer is completely null. There are no files anymore.
2. Twelve Year Old: This video is pretty neato. Hmm what should I comment? *after a minute of intense thought* ..........................
....................NULL.

by Nationic October 3, 2015

null nye

When you know something is true but you play like its fake.

"Sade, Igot a new car!" said Brit.
"Null nye!" stated Sade'

by Sade' January 24, 2008

Numlock

Derivative from "Dicklock" as made popular by Bubbles of the hit TV show "Trailer Park Boys".

A dick lock being someone who cant get laid. A numb lock is a nerd who cannot get laid and plays with the numlock key while Masturbating.

Q: Hey where's Simon ?

A: Oh that "Numlock" hes at home fapping off.

by DunkyHazard February 4, 2010

nello'd

When someone leads you in one direction as a joke ,then says 'Naw ! just kidding" , you've been nello'd

I spent hours on doing what I was asked , and in response I get , "what? , oh, I was just kidding " , man, was I nello'd ?

by SnaggedIT January 2, 2012