nooticer

(Usually stereotyped as "The Nooticer".)

A tongue-in-cheek term for an internet user who has been *noticing* societal patterns in a way that, if anyone found out, would make him demonized and stigmatized by the controllers of societal narratives. Hence why it's an intentional misspelling of "noticer" to acknowledge that pattern recognition, a sign of intelligence, is illegal in many countries. Typically refers to someone blackpilled who recognizes the ZOG, or (((them))), everywhere, and chuckles when he reads the "early life" section on a person's Wikipedia article because "every single time" the subversive actor is a "Jew".

The 37-year-old nooticer is a meme in /pol/ on 4chan.

Me: First I heard the whiny voice. When I looked, I saw the lumped nose. Then it turned and stared at me with its dark, beady eyes. Goldstein was the name. The CEO of a billion-dollar corporate giant, the brother of a banker and son of a mafia boss. It gave me the most terrifyingly malicious grin. I backed away slowly from its predatory gaze. Am I antisemitic?

A friend: No, you're just noticing things. You're a nooticer. Welcome to the club. We may be small and in an uphill battle fighting the normies, but we're naturally growing.

by A truth-shaped object October 21, 2023

Top Notch Tiger

The best student ever possible. Maybe even a robot. Does their work on time or even ahead. The epitome of a top class student from Morse HS.

Nate was the top notch tiger since he did not give a f*** about sleep and just focused on his school work.

by nakedtofu September 23, 2013

top notch brillianté

A saying by posh students who have succeeded in something extrodinary.

(to joke about upper class people)

Xena: how was your day?
Ushna: Top Notch Brillianté

by Ushena March 1, 2017

Notch

(Verb) To inadvertently DDoS attack a website due to sudden interest, often caused by a reccomendation from someone with many online followers or fans.

Coined on the 26th August 2011, when popular indie games developer Notch (Markus Persson) directed his 300,000 or so twitter followers to visit the website of Grimrock, another indie game, almost immediately crashing it.

Notch: Check out this awesome game! *trollface*

Me: Man, that website is gonna get Notched.

by TwelveNinetySix August 28, 2011

Ontimus Noticus

Latin for a person whom cannot be on time.

Angie's nickname at work is 'Ontimus Noticus'. She has set a record by being late 183 days last year.

by Kevbob October 4, 2006

Two Finger Notice

When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.

I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.

by mgibson746 April 14, 2014

Number-nomicon

A cursedly hard to decipher math text book.

Stan opened the Number-nomicon, required reading for his college Statistics class. He would have to study hard to successfully manipulate an A out of this numbered alchemy.

by Sock Rates Fleas November 4, 2008