Nonexistent

Anything on the Urban Dictionary that doesn't have a sex-based reference.

Person 1: Man, it's impossible to find something without a sex joke related to it's name on the Urban Dictionary, it's nonexistent!

by ieatcereal November 22, 2021

noneglasses

That sensation when you feel that your sunglasses are still on top of your head when you've already removed them.

So there was me patting the top of my head, searching for noneglasses.

by Bostranac September 4, 2015

Absolute Nonexistence

The absence of existence, the absence of nothingness, and the absence of absence. It is what is not being referred-to under any circumstances. Its definition is that which cannot be referred-to, named, or defined.

The idea of absolute nonexistence contradicts itself.

by TheNothingness February 15, 2009

nonebrity

Somebody who manages to maintain celebrity status despite having done nothing to merit it.

“Tara Palmer Tomkinson is a nonebrity”

by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004

Nonev

In furry fiction, a word used to distinguish wild animals from anthropomorphic ones. A contraction of 'non-evolved'. Solves the problem of how there can be bipedal talking foxes in a story alongside four-legged yapping ones.

"Jareth NyteFyre, the mighty wolven swordsman, paused at the stream, awed by the sight of a nonev ancestor drinking in the moonlight."

by AlexReynard January 11, 2009

Ta qifsha nonen en pidh

All Albanien guys say this. If you dont say "Ta qifsha nonen en pidh" you ain't albanien.
You usually learn these words by your uncle when you are 1 year old.
Ta qifsha nonen en pidh means I fuck your mom in pussy.

Albanien guy 1.
give me you iphone charger

Albanien guy 2

No i have only 5 procent

Albanien guy 1

ehh Ta qifsha nonen en pidh

by Doritos_gut_Yes? February 21, 2019

NoNewbs

An off topic message board formed when OffTopic decided to make members pay to post in the main section. A group banded together to protest the mandatory charges and nazi douchebaggery of the moderators such as Glen5839 TankRizzo and that dune coon Fazle.

NoNewbs decided not to take privileges away for free users, but to add a lot of cool shit for the people who did donate, such as live topic and sherpas.

Eyy you guys heard of NoNewbs? You don't have to pay to post there -- you can even have a free avatar.

by Random NNger May 29, 2009