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napoleon syndrome

when a guys height rules his personality and life due to the fact that he is insecure because he's really short ... there is definitely certain trates when having this syndrome such as most are of italian decent and are in the plumbing industy (like mario and luigi)... they lift weights daily and some do steriods bec they think the wider they are makes them think they appear to be taller (but don't)...they will dress super flashy and drive a flashy car like a porsche again to make up for being really short ... they are attracted to tranny looking women idk why
Duke definitely has napoleon syndrome all he does is work out juice it and drive around in his porsche with that chick that looks like a dude he'd probly be different if he were 3inches taller 😬
by Dreams12345 July 15, 2014
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Napoleon Dynamite

An extremely funny movie. It's appropriate for everyone to watch seeing as it was made by a bunch of Mormons. It's quite random but makes anyone who knows good stuff chuckle. It's funnier the more you watch it.

It's unfortunately become commercialized just as everything esle nowadays is, but still enjoyable if you don't let stupid people who don't even get the real sense of the movie ruin it for you.

I reccomend it.
"Can you bring me my chapstick?"

"Gosh, Napoleon, make yourself a darn quesadilla!"

"I like your sleeves, they're real big."
by yellowhatgang May 13, 2005
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napolean dynomite

LOLZZ i totally love napolean dynomite!!!!!!1
by Qayla April 21, 2006
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nasal orgasm

nasal orgasm(s). A violent and pleasurable self induced sneeze, the object of nostril-bating
A nasal orgasm, more commonly known as a sneeze, when deliberately self induced, is a safe and pleasurable form of self gratification that can create a state of euphoria in the practitioner.
by Roco Cashew November 14, 2007
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Napoledrone

bosses who never had to work for anyone else
Napoledrones often overcompensate for their lack of experience by bragging about their private-school educations
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Napolitano'd

Having your crotch grabbed at the airport by TSA agents under the new Fall 2010 security guidelines.
If everyone gets Napolitano'd the terrorists won't win!
by Freddom Frisker November 24, 2010
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nasal spray

A nasal spray invovles male ejaculate (sperm) being force fed into another humans nasal cavity.

Often following oral stimulation of the erect male form, the nasal spray is easily disguised as a cum facial. The move is difficult to pull off with an unsuspecting partner, as the nose is quite a small target area.

Once enough stimulation has been provided and the sperm is ready for takeoff, it is advisable to take a firm grasp of the other persons hair and tilt the head backwards. This provides a stable base for insertion and props up the passageway for an easier entry.

A properly executed nasal spray will probably end up with a kick to the groin and or a very pissed off person. But is well worth it since whenever they suck through the nose, they will taste the man-juice at the back of there throat.
>>> Sean: "Oh yeah Trenty, suck my fucken cock. Oh yeah thats the way... mmmm yeah give it a little tongue. get it down that throat nice n deep like"

>>> Trent: "mmmmm, you like that baby. yeah!"

>>> Sean: "I'm about to cum"

>>> Trent: "come all over my face, I dont care who knows it!"

>>> Sean: "yeah, lemme grab ur head and tilt it back... Ohhhhhhh!!! yeah take that fucken nasal spray cunt"

>>> Trent: "what the fuck baby? arrgghhh theres cum all up my nose u fuck"
by omg i am wtf uber October 28, 2007
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