mortal tenue

Human behavior.

Worldwide mortal tenue is regressing to its sophmoric beginnings.

by Steven Blank May 25, 2004

Mortal Blades

The best two cards ( held ) in a game of Texas Hold em

Joe had a really good hand, but Jim had the Mortal Blades.

by RLTW February 27, 2009

Montaego

A person who is amazing, gorgeous, and beautiful

amazing
Montaego
Honest

by TheTruthHasBeenSpoken August 6, 2012

mortal trifecta

When you pee, fart and sneeze simultaneously.

"I hit a mortal trifecta during the hybrid solar eclipse yesterday. It was a once in a lifetime event".

by hilarioyo January 21, 2014

mortal kombat birth

A rare incident where the midwife must reach in and pull out the baby.

We thought a c section was too dangerous and painful, so we decided to do a Mortal Kombat Birth.

by AniProBear November 12, 2019

mortadelo

A prank pulled on someone while sleeping where you put your testicles on their forehead to make your penis look as a comically large nose.
This prank is based on the character Mortadelo from the popular spanish comic books “Mortadelo y Filemon” Where he has a phallic shape.

Person 1: im gonna pull a mortadelo on him tonight

Person 2 : make sore to send me a pic later

by Hammy Slammy August 21, 2020

Mortatha

When you meet a lady for the first time and she is larger than expected.

"How did that date go the other night?"
"Okay, she had a nice heart but was a bit of a mortatha"

by Mortatha December 10, 2020