mooberst

worm like creature that burrows deep into ur asshole when u are takin a shit in the skl toilets

dude i jus got a mooberst!!

by vikroon January 29, 2008

MooFro

A fat chicks vagina hair is like an afro.

"Did she have a moofro?"

by insomniachild2 August 3, 2009

Mooer Booer

A big fat crybaby. Moo like a cow and boo like boo hoo.

Your girl is a mooer booer, she must give good head.

by Snapper Head Fred June 8, 2011

Moover

Metrosexual is a neologism derived from metomover and homoosexual coined in 2012 describing a man who spends a lot of time and money on his hair and appearance. In 2011 he was only to be found inside such magazines such as Teen Vogue, in television advertisements for tight jeans or in gay bars. It was this image of the moover—that of a bi young man who got pedicures and facials, practiced aromatherapy and spent freely on clothes —that contributed to a backlash against the term from men who merely wanted to feel free to take more care with their appearance than had been the norm.

These kid is so moover he can't see straight.

He is always late to work because he is a moover.

by iamthetruthforever February 16, 2012

Moffer

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

by Caz Mik October 12, 2015

Mooger

A cow booger

Look at that massive mooger in his nose!!

by Tinkerbell0523 May 7, 2017

MOOVERS

Cow Singing
Moo- (Cow sound)
-Vers- *short for verse* (Paragraph in a song)

Next in our opera we have MOOVERS!

by Cowwww June 16, 2018