a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.

Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.

by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013

Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.

John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.

by dim bulb June 2, 2009

Mitten State

a name referring to the state of Michigan due to its unique mitten shape

Michigan Mitten State

by MotoCrazed December 16, 2011

mitten drinnin

NYC Yiddish: In the middle of everything. A statement that has nothing to do with the subject at you're talking about.

mitten drinnin Trump talk about how smart he is?

by Murray Haldanish October 9, 2019

Milton Ryberg

Milton ryberg is the name of a person who’s super handsome and extremely smart and of course extremely talented.

Wow I wish I was like Milton Ryberg

by Lars person November 12, 2020

The Milton Bradley

While taking a girl from behind, grab some dice, and as you shoot your load scream "Yahtzee!!!" and roll the dice down her back. The object of the game is very similar to the actual game as you and your friends should note your antics and keep score. "Yahtzee!!!" must be yelled upon every roll of the dice down her back regardless of the score!

He pulled The Milton Bradley on his girlfriend last night, rolled five 6's ... amazing.

by BillyGregs13 October 7, 2009

beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

by mustbetom December 1, 2013