Minion

1. Small yellow beings as seen in Despicable Me, who talk in a language similar to Spanish and wear blue dungarees, with names such as Dave, Stewart and Kevin
2. Person with a height unnaturally below the average for their age/weight, who may or may not be evil (see 'evil minion')

1. Person 1 (watching despicable me)- aww look at that little minion!

Person 2: Yeah, his name's Dave.

2. Person 1: Omg, you're so small!

Person 2: Yeah, you're a minion!

by A. Girl May 18, 2013

Minion

Cute followers of a supreme leader.

Minions will help me rule the world!

by A Shumz May 15, 2018

Minionese

This is a language spoken by an unsavory specimen known as a "minion", i.e a supporter of crazy people and low lifes. These minions blindly spout phrases to get attention from their idols such as "your haters are jealous of you" and "you don't owe anyone an explanation!". They can be found flocking near people they idolize hoping to be granted the slightest bit of attention from them. The idols of a minion tend to share similar characteristics such as being junkie drug addicted, child abandoning, STD ridden, whorish and batshit crazy. It is impossible to rationalize with minions (as well as their idols) as they only understand minionese. Be warned however; minions are known to turn on their idols when their adoration is repeatedly ignored.

Minion: Jenelle, yr such an great mother to Jace! You have really done turnt yr life around! Yr haters are just jealous!
Jenelle: *Retweets*
Rational Person: huh? She's not a good mother at all she abandoned her child!
Minion: shunt ipt dum loser
Rational Person: are you speaking minionese?

by Whorelle Evans June 17, 2013

Minion

A yellow 2 or 1 eyed creature controled by gru

Badoy hmm badoy ohhhh badoy! Said the minions.

by Mr.GoldyPants October 23, 2016

Minion

Minions are bootylicious yellow cylinders that roam the Earth searching for their next master. They are also known for being thicc af. Their origin is still unknown to scientists. It can also mean someone has an appearance similar to a minion.

Bruh, Isaac looks like a minion.

by scootmaster July 20, 2016

Minion

Yellow butt plug/tic tac abominations that blled gasoline and heroin

Mac: "Liam's addicted to Minions! He needs help!"
Liam "Those abominations are the only thing that let me feel anymore"
Stacy: "Oh God Why???!?!?!? *sob*"

by your_real_name__ September 15, 2016

Minion

Yellow dildos meant to be shoved up asses. Meant for porn but had a technical difficulty and was switched to a movie series. Rated X

Guy 1: "uhhh this minion"
Guy 2: "HARDER"

by ainm cleite October 31, 2016