When a bunch of Apple fanboys get together and talk up the most innovative Apple products of the day.
I knew it was time to leave the room for a while when they started to macsturbate right in the middle of our conversation...
by abredow March 18, 2008
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From Latin word masturbatus
From Latin word masturbatus
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Get the Must Masturbate March mug.March 14th . The bad side of Steak and Blowjob day. You messed up and didn't get your girl squat for Valentine's Day so she makes you eat bologna and masturbate.
Steve didn't buy Joni anything for Valentine's Day so she turned Steak and Blowjob day in to Bologna and Masturbate Day to get back at him.
by Revenge Queen May 10, 2018
Get the Bologna and Masturbate Day mug.To trade commodities for pornographic content. The system arises in places such as prisons where conjugal visits are not allowed; thus, the relative value of pornographic material increases to become a high-demand product. The system isn't usually referred to as such except for in male-only over-night schools or camps with restricted internet access.
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Get the reverse masterbate mug.To stroke or to touch your penis or genital sack in a way that feels arousing or pleasing. When one masturbates the point is usually to give oneself an orgasm or to get your penis hard for sexual forplay with someone else.
Dude, I saw fat Logan at the 311 show the other night and he was in the bathroom with another guy and they were both trying to masturbate into the sink!
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